![]() 11/15/2016 at 12:47 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear in your car. How often did that happen? They had to make it a law, so... more than once I’m guessing. No matter where you live, please don’t drive with an uncaged bear in your car.
![]() 11/15/2016 at 12:56 |
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If it’s in the car, it is caged, dammit! I’ve been fighting this law for years.
![]() 11/15/2016 at 12:57 |
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I think some part of canada have a law that you cant throw a moose out of a flying plane.
like...it specifically says moose. not ‘dont throw object out of a moving plane”
stuff like this makes you wonder....
![]() 11/15/2016 at 13:00 |
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So your saying a cage is a bear necessity?
![]() 11/15/2016 at 13:03 |
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In Arizona, it became legal to have sex with a animals, and a fireman in Chandler took advantage, so they made it illegal again. Fuckin’ people, man.
![]() 11/15/2016 at 13:07 |
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In Canada, if you cut a hole in the ice of a publicly-frequented place without properly marking it and someone falls in and dies, you can be charged with manslaughter. The subsection of that law covers holes dug in the ground. Makes you wonder how big a problem it’s been if ice comes before the ground.
Canada!
![]() 11/15/2016 at 13:27 |
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They’re referring to a roll cage. It’s for racing safety. The bear is usually the one doing pace notes.
![]() 11/15/2016 at 13:29 |
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Somehow surprised that it wasn’t Gilbert.
![]() 11/15/2016 at 13:33 |
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I screwed the story up a bit. The fireman worked for Mesa, but the story never said where the farm was. However, when you do a search for the owner of the farm, a Gilbert address comes up. So yeah, fuckin’ Gibbert.
![]() 11/15/2016 at 13:40 |
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That’s funny.
![]() 11/15/2016 at 13:57 |
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In MA you can’t drive with a gorilla in the backseat. They can only sit in the front.
![]() 11/15/2016 at 14:21 |
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Assuming this site is correct, it’s also an offense in Alaska! http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alaska
![]() 11/16/2016 at 00:27 |
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That law is just about good etiquette,
Coalition for the
Liberation of
Itinerant
Tree dwellers
![]() 11/16/2016 at 00:31 |
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I can’t stop thinking about throwing a moose out of a plane.
![]() 11/18/2016 at 07:52 |
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How can one manage to pack a moose onto a Cessna and then manage to lift it and not crash due to a huge amount of weight on one side of the plane?
![]() 11/18/2016 at 07:53 |
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When the goat needs a little humpin’